Sunday, January 11, 2009
I've been working for the past week.. Not exactly fun but, what the hell.. They're basically paying me for standing =.=
There's this particular customer i met today that i want to talk about though.. Actually, she isn't even my customer as she didn't even want to buy my product =.=
So she walks up to me and..
" Hello xiao di ( FTW ), are you christian?".
"No."
"Oh i see, do you have any religion? Do you know Christianity?"
"No."
"Ok that's great! Let me introduce it to you.."
So she starts trying to talk some Shit into me.. In mandrin =.= WTF.. So obviously i didn't understand half of what she was saying..
She told me that other religions like bhuddhism are dumb 'cause the worshippers pray to big fat statues and that God cannot be seen but can be felt.. Yeah the usual stuff..
She says that God brought her wisdom. Before she got to know God, she was a buddhist and she got scammed of 6k by some evil dude and that after she knew God, someone tried to scam her of 2k but she immediately knew it was a scam as God told her it was one =.=
However i disagree with what she said as i strongly believe that the root of the problem here is her own
stupidity.
She says Christianity is the most straightforward way of going to heaven and be closer to God rather than having to blow yourself up first before ( what's left of your body )can be by God's side in heaven.
Oh and she says that the Catholics are the dark side of Christianity or something as they do not fully understand it's true meaning..
I mean, IS THAT COOL OR WHAT!! =DD I never knew there was a Dark Side to these things.. Sounds a lot like Star Wars ( Which as you all know, is a science
FICTION movie ). But if i somehow decide to convert, You'll definately be seeing me on the Dark Side.. which ever it is..
And then i'll probably look something like this..

And she goes on and on for a record breaking 20 minutes. She just pwned our school's pastor..
She would have made a good promoter.
Fucking waste of talent.
Personally, it's not God i dislike. It's his fan club i can't stand.
BANG!
You're dead @11:34 PM